Bulldog: Lazy couch potato with bandy legs and pushed-in muzzle. Masters snores and gas. Friendly with family. Loves classic movie reruns.
Greyhound: Fastest dog, surprisingly lazy. Willing to jog but fine with lounging. Perfect for those who don't want to run daily. Enjoys horse racing on TV.
Basset Hound: Relaxed breed with hunting history. Can walk for miles at a leisurely pace. Loves sniffing and enjoying meals at home. TV dinner fan.
Bullmastiff: Guardian breed, vigilant even while watching TV. Moderate exercise needs, but socialization is crucial. Protects family at all costs. Enjoys crime investigation shows.
Chow Chow: Averse to strenuous exercise, has a stilted gait. Smooth-coated variant is more athletic and friendly. Heavy shedder. Enjoys news on TV.
French Bulldog: Resting expert, irresistibly cute. Snores and passes gas, but charming expression compensates. Stubborn yet well-behaved. Loves watching the weather station on TV.
Great Dane: Lazy breed, needs space to stretch legs. Socialization for shyness, not aggression. Avoid small apartments. Enjoys science fiction on TV.
Shih Tzu: Lapdog breed, not suited for outdoor adventures. Moderate exercise needs. Enjoys jogging around the house. Favorite TV genre: makeovers.
Pomeranian: Lapdog breed, suitable for indoor living. White coat requires maintenance. Enjoys reality television.
Pekingese: Stylish and self-composed breed. Avoids weather and long walks. Enjoys discussing world affairs with the cat. Favorite TV genre: political dramas.